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These moments might be very rare, but undoubtedly will pop up. I tried apps like tinder but it hasn't lead to anything. I'm inexperienced, tall, slim, ethnic, never had a bf, never drank/smoke/partied, and am not a sorority girl.
It seems like it's so difficult to get young guys interested in you these days, esp when you're not white looking, experienced, slim thicc or extroverted Great title, huh?
Unfortunately, this means I’m a bit prone to getting into arguments online that devolve into catty bitch-fights (hence my username, which you'll find out if we end up talking and I message you on my main). I always feel bad about it later, and I apologize if I can, but of course that doesn’t excuse me from doing it in the first place. well, books, as you have seen, but also games of all sorts.
I’m addicted to Town of Salem and Skyrim right now, but I also love things like Munchkin, Cards Against Humanity, Stardew Valley, anything in a Jackbox Party Pack, etc.
I mean, you have a dashingly handsome Scottish laird that’s great with a sword or a kilt. They ride across the land on his horse, trading insults and stealing longing looks, and when they inevitably bang that night, it’s perfection on hooves. I won’t lie, my body needs work, and I *have* been working on it. I have a big heart and am empathetic to a fault, a trait which serves me well since I’m studying to be a therapist, please make your message subject “idiosyncrasy” if you’re actually reading this whole thing because I won't answer you if you don't, and I spend hours of spare time per week as a crisis counselor online.
Except, a gently bred noblewoman isn’t going to be up for sex – she wouldn’t be used to hard travel, so her ass and thighs would be pounded into aching jelly, and not “slender and supple,” I don’t care how you justify it. Which basically means people come to chat with myself and others when they feel in danger of suicide or are otherwise in need of help.
I have a wicked sense of humor, a sharp wit, and a quick temper, which is sometimes a trio that combines to make tragedy.
but the other part likes to laugh at them because of the plots. Guess I’m old enough now that the two faint lines between my eyebrows from scowling fearsomely at whatever I’m concentrating on are permanent.
I am very, *very* good at Tetris, and I’m an expert at pressing down-square in Tekken until I win.
I like to laugh, so I like comedy movies, and I’ll also enthusiastically be there for the opening night on any Marvel movie, provided I have the means.
I had to get shitfaced for Deadpool and Logan, and even then I was hiding my face half the time.
So, even though I 100% *love* dramatic story-games like The Last of Us, Witcher, and Sekiro… (Also because I suck at them, but who's counting.) That does at least mean that if you stream it or play for me, I will happily be right beside you, watching, cheering, geeking out, and occasionally backseat gaming. Being that I’m socially awkward and don’t know how to communicate like a normal human being, it’s hard for me to make friends.
I like computer games, the subreddit with oddly specific stuff, rabbits, chocolate milk, snow, spooky things and long conversations. Turn back now if you’re not into that, because I can turn a limerick into a Shakespearean epic. Because I want to find a real connection, and I feel like there’s a better chance for that if I am more of a real person to you. First things first, ~~I’m the realest~~ I’m a writer (and I don’t actually listen to Iggy Azalea).